The Curse of the Face Mask Law

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This Covid-19 stole
great times ahead
with family
and friends
But it doesn’t really
bother me all that much:
social distancing
avoiding the crowd
things as such.
Been the recluse for
yep, not that long –
only a lifetime
and still going strong.
If at all
this is but
an expansion of
us loners’ Eden

But what I can’t
settle myself with
is the thought of
your comeliness
once overflowing
now mandated to be
partly hidden.

Oh how atrocious
my erring might have been
that my soul warrants
such scourge and torment?!

How am I gonna see
your hair caressing your cheeks
or the smile
that escapes your lips
as the wind embraces you
and carries your sweet scent
on mountain highs
and valley lows
into and beyond the event horizon
and throughout the cosmos

Twas sweet a past
where I have but memories
of your lovely face
in all its immaculate radiance
and that sweet smile,
that despite of
this world right now
painfully going
through a tight rope,
puts in my heart
an ample amount of hope

The legislation
that I loathe and abhor
may still be a friend
though in a way –
if only to hide
the bitterness in my smile.

And this I earnestly pray
that it will come that blessed day
where you can take
your mask away
and so does mine
and our lips would meet
in due time

The True Identity of the Scourge of God


God allowed the invention of mirrors for men to come face to face with what the dreaded scourge of God looks like.

– (THE) NAME’S NOT AT ALL RELEVANT

Trip


What do you have when a manager in a power distribution plant, out of his maniacal whim flips the distribution switch on and off at will?

“Power tripping”

Internal Revulsion


People are distraught when they see things outside themselves. But I can’t imagine the horror that will engulf them when they finally get to see for the first time what’s inside.
- (The) Name’s Not At All Relevant

Practice What You Preach


A lady saw a pastor whose right butt cheek is showing from his worn out jeans. When the pastor saw the disgusted reaction of the lady, he immediately turned his back. Completely appalled, the lady left. The pastor’s companion who is with him, saw it all, turned and asked his friend:

“Hey what’s the big idea?”

“Oh this (points to his exposed butt cheek)? Practicing what I preach.”

“Practicing what?!”

“What I preach. Which is why I willingly turned the other cheek.”









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Difficult Women




If you feel tormented having a difficult woman, remember that only bloodied, badass warriors deserve the priciest war booties. - (The) Name’s Not At All Relevant

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