Sarcastic Beauty

Love is when you realize that she is more beautiful when she is being sarcastic.

- (The) Name’s Not At All Relevant

Guilty!

A man before a judge, with a scantily clad lady defendant:

"I charge her your honor for inciting to seduction."

War Goddess

Printed on her shirt:

I am a warrior with your hugs!!

My response:

Come to me and I will turn you into either Enyo or Bellona.

Wherever You Are – One OK Rock

Gonna be Japanese someday!

I'm telling you
I softly whisper
Tonight, tonight
You are my angel

愛してるよ
二人は　ひとつに
Tonight, tonight
I just to say

Wherever you are, I'll always make you smile
Wherever you are, I'm always by your side
Whatever you say, 君を想う気持ち
I promise you "forever" right now
I don't need a reason
I just want you, baby
Alright, alright
Day after day

この先長いことずっと
どうかこんな僕とずっと
死ぬまで
Stay with me
We carry on

Wherever you are, I'll always make you smile
Wherever you are, I'm always by your side
Whatever you say, 君を想う気持ち
I promise you "forever" right now

Wherever you are, I'll never make you cry
Wherever you are, I'll never say goodbye
Whatever you say, 君を想う気持ち
I promise you "forever" right now

僕らが出会った日は　
二人にとって一番目の記念すべき日だね
そして今日という日は　
二人にとって二番目の記念すべき日だね
心から愛する人
心から愛しい人
この僕の愛の真ん中には
いつも君がいるから

Wherever you are, I'll always make you smile
Wherever you are, I'm always by your side
Whatever you say, 君を想う気持ち
I promise you "forever" right now

Wherever you are
Wherever you are
Wherever you are

K-Poop

Members of a new generation of K-Pop boy band:

Kim Doog Gung
Kim Lang Gung
Kim Sung Go
Nag Dik Ki
Bug Gu Ong
Agu Uy Yong
Kim Mut Koh
Kim Mut Muh
Gat Tak Ki

Not Convinced

If I say I couldn’t agree more, it means I’m not THAT convinced.

- (The) Name’s Not At All Relevant

Violence for no one in particular

Do exercise caution
When treading on my shadow
Lest it gobbles you up
And leave no trace
Whatsoever
Of your
Miserable
Existence

Never lay a hand
To where I’ve trodden
For they are full of neurotoxins
A quark of which
And you’ll be
Laid waste

And when you whisper
On my back
Never let
Those murmurs
Leave a trail
Let alone 
Reach me
And neither
Should your words

They take no responsibility
They’re just passing
Like the wind
And they’re gone
Irreversible
Damage
Done

They will betray you
For they are fleeting
Fleeting
And they’re gone
Gone
Gone
Gone
In an instant
Poof just like that
Yet you will remain
To suffer
The wrath
In my hands