How to Know That You Have Already Forgiven Someone

"You know you've already forgiven someone when, instead of wishing him drowning in the burning lake of sulfur and brimstone, you silently pray that he's safe and warm in the shore." - (The) Name’s Not At All Relevant

Motel Exam

A motel owner and his receptionist in an argument:

"What, are you out of your freaking mind?! Why did you let them in when it's already obvious that they are minors. And they're even in their uniforms for crying out loud! Do you want to get us into trouble?!!!"

"They said they will be having an exam."

"Exam? Exactly what type of exam?!"

"Oh, they said oral and fill in the blanks..."

credits to the owner of the photo

Listening to Kick-Ass Japanese Indie, Alternative, Rock Songs

かわいいですよね!

I so love alternative and rock and Japan has a lot of talents even in the indie sector. And I so love my second home.

いつか日本にいくよ!

My Kind of Girl With Glasses

Curvy and drop-dead gorgeous lady news anchors are a must. But Isa Avendaño-Umali is more than that. She is just, damn it, – PERFECT!

"Annoying Dad" & "Annoying the Kids" Games

In the game of "Annoying Dad", my firstborn continually upgrades his skills such that he always breaks his previous record. All he has to do in the game is - well, annoy me.

Don't get me wrong. Children are a bunch of joy. Period. And part of raising them will inevitably involve moments that your only defense in order to maintain your sanity is to laugh at how they can trigger your nerves. 

The game is one way obviously. There is only one giver and one very lucky receiver, and that's me. That is until I finally figured out a way to level the playing ground.

Right after watching the evening news, I chimed in with the intro of a TV program a high pitched "UW-WEH!, UW-WEH!, UW-WEH!," while key events from the previous episode are being replayed on the screen.

Embarrassed, he put both his hands on his ears while shouting for me to stop. But the more he demanded for me to stop, the more I chanted the silly "UW-WEH!, UW-WEH!, UW-WEH!," until he finally ran away, his hands still on his ears while laughing and cringing, all at the same time. 

Ooooh yeah!

Direct hit

Mission accomplished

One point for Dad.

Forsaking Something Worth Forsaking

“If there is any instance where infidelity is to be welcomed and encouraged is when you ditch your sacred matrimonial vows with your old familiar feelings of emptiness, sorrow, unworthiness, despair, anxiety, and depression and to finally possess the courage to walk away in search for something better.”

- (The) Name’s Not At All Relevant

Finding A Gem In A Vast Ocean

“Writing is like fishing in the ocean with your bare hands. You scour the depths and breadth, only to surface with a handful.”

- (The) Name’s Not At All Relevant